Me: Shia Lebouf isn't really a horrible actor, but I'm kind of sick of seeing him. Plus he ruined the memory of Indiana Jones and Transformers...he basically ruined my childhood.

Adam: I'm sure hitler wasn't a horrible tenis player, but there are still some things I hold against him.

Who:	adamg (more info…)

Mom: "We could D & D here so easily."
Felisia: "What? What do you mean D & D."
Mom: "Dine and dash of course!"
Felisia: "Mom!"

Who:	lisiT (more info…)

(mom and dad are telling me about when they first met)
Dad: "I tried not to smother you with too much attention."
Felisia: "Yeah, you just stood back and acted coool, right dad?"
Mom: "It could be interpreted as being aloof, but I don't think that dad knew what that meant."

Who:	lisiT, mom, dad (more info…)

[In a movie they analyze a murderer's motives.]

Guy: "He hated his friends."

Natej and ocog (simultaneously): "I hate my friends, too!"

Who:	ocog (more info…)

Professor: "Don't worry, only the first 4 or 5 years of college are difficult."

Who:	andyolteanu (more info…)

Eddie: "So the 50 year old guy I work with who was convicted of sexual assault thinks you're cute."

carina: "So, you know how when you have animals or kids, you always love one more than the other?"
ron: "No! Yes! No! ...depends where this conversation is going!"

Who:	ron,  carina (more info…)

[Carina's looking at the packing slip from a box I recently shipped to myself.]

Carina: "You sent yourself a gift message."
Ron: "...oh. Right."
Ron: "There's nothing wrong with this."
Carina: "Maybe not in a *moral* sense..."

Who:	ron,  carina (more info…)

Doug: "I can't wait to take all new classes next semester."
Me: "All NUDE classes?!"

Who:	monizzle, Doug B. (more info…)

Carina: "You couldn't dress like a douchebag if you tried."
Ron: "Bluetooth headset."
Carina: "...Okay. I need a picture of this."

Who:	ron,  carina (more info…)