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[Nick just got finished kicking ass at an academic competition gameshow-thing]
Nick: it was 55% Nick R., 50% me, and 5% everyone else. :-
Spencer: Wamp.
Spencer: ...wait...
Spencer: I imagine there wasn't a math section, then?

Who: Southwest Southwest, Nick (more info…)

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Kate: Didn't your brother create Quotelet or something?
Me: Yes he did!
Kate: I feel like
Kate: he's the tom of Myspace.. but for Quotelet.
Kate: ron > tom

Who: monizzle monizzle, kaitlinwright kaitlinwright (more info…)

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[Catherine is trying to think of an excuse for why she didn't hand in her essay.]

Torie: Okay, ready? Tell her that you were writing your paper and you went to print it out, but your little brother threw a football at the printer and broke it, then the football bounced off the printer and hit the computer and it broke so you lost your paper.
Kate: Yeah! I didn't write my paper either.. So then tell her that your computer burst into flames after that and burnt your house down, and I'll tell her I live next door to you so my house caught on fire too.
Catherine: You know, I don't even have a little brother...

Who: kaitlinwright kaitlinwright, Catherine A. (more info…)

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(Amado has taken to turning on his blender every time he wants to drown out conversation)
Nathalie walks into the room with her iPod
Amado: "OH NO, NATHALIE'S MUSIC! (turns on blender)"

Who: Amado (more info…)

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Adam: "I can't even rent a car, I can't have a child!"
Felisia: "Well, I guess thats as good a reason as any."

Who: adamg adamg, lisiT lisiT (more info…)

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RR: "Well, yesterday on [German] TV they said about Obama that with his Elvis Presley sex appeal and his John F. Kennedy charm he's going to save the world."
Ocog: "Well, if that's all you need to be a good president..."
RR: "Yeah, it was quite a ridiculous comment."

[The conversation moves on to annoying, interchangable TV hosts to the current Pope.]

RR: "... they really need to find someone who can entertain me, someone different, someone outstanding. Just like the Pope. The current Pope is the worst ever. Have you ever heard him talking? No wonder nobody wants to join the Church. They really need to find someone who knows how to talk. Not that I want to listen to the Pope anyway. But still, they need someone ... for example, someone with Elvis Presley's sex appeal and John F. Kennedy's charm!"

Who: ocog ocog, RR (more info…)

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Will: I'm going to go ahead and predict that "I voted for Obama" is going to be an effective pickup line in Boston for at least a week.

Who: thorisalaptop thorisalaptop (more info…)

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[In Japan, out in public]

MM: i felt very awkward when i pulled out my modded DS and loaded new games onto it
MM: im worried Miyamoto might be looking over my shoulder
MM: and he might jump on my head or hit me with a red shell or something...

Who: Someone else who mods videogame hand held consoles. I would never do that. (more info…)

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[RR is reading the e-mail address of a law firm which reads something like "pmplaw".]

RR: "What? Pimp law?!"

Who: ocog ocog, RR (more info…)

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[mattias and chris are on lunch break. mailman comes in]

mailman: "Every time I see you guys, you are doing this!"
mattias: "Eat?"
chris: "... you gotta go with what you're good at!"

Who: chris, mattias, mailman (more info…)

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