Per: "Have Chris Walken & John Malkovich ever been in a film together? Can we make that happen?"
Mexico: "That would be such a better version of Face Off."

[Danny goes to school in Washington, D.C.]

Danny: This is the only place in the world where a guy from Dubai and a girl from Puerto Rico get together and make fun of me for my Boston accent.

Who:	dgh2391 (more info…)

Chris: "[Spencer]-san wa?"
Spencer: "Isogashii desu. Biseki bungaku ni no shukudai wo shiteimasu. [Chris]-san wa kaze wo hikimasu ka?"
Chris: "Hai, and it's a bitch."

Who:	Southwest, Chris (more info…)

[Eddie's talking about taking Tae Kwon Do.]

Me: Oh, what, you think you're tough now? I'm asian. I'm a ninja by default, it's in my blood. I don't need training like you pussies.

Who:	monizzle (more info…)

ron: A paper towel tube is like the most fun thing you can give to a child!
[pause]
ron: Okay, a child who doesn't have any other toys, but still!

Who:	ron (more info…)

Me: "You're such a rapist."
Eddie: "This isn't rape."
Me: "Yes it is, there's no consent."
Eddie: "No.. you just don't know what you want."

Who:	monizzle, Eddie A. (more info…)

Felisia: "Matty, why is there a shoe in my bed?"
Matt: "I DISCOVERED IT!"

[saying bye to Danny before leaving for college.]
Danny: Oh no, are you crying? No, don't cry...
Me: No I'm not crying.. My eyes are leaking. It runs in my family. No big deal.

Who:	monizzle,  dgh2391 (more info…)

Me: Your liver hates you.
Reggie: Please, my liver loves me. We're in a recession and I'm giving it a job.

Who:	monizzle,  Rdorvilus1 (more info…)

Me: One of my friends thought "I'm On A Boat" was like an innuendo or something.
Reggie: Haha, it's not like it's a metaphor, he's just excited about being on a boat. Why do people have to look for the deeper meaning in everything..
Me: I know, but there really is a deeper meaning in everything if you think about it.
Reggie: What? No! Fuck off, why can't I just be on a boat? Why do you have to go and analyze all my shit?

Who:	monizzle,  Rdorvilus1 (more info…)