[One night we thought it would be a good idea to take a walk in the rain..]

Joel: "We're totally gonna catch ammonia out here."
Me: "Haha, ammonia? Really?"
Joel: "...Shut up."

Who:	monizzle, Joel G. (more info…)

Ron: "I wonder if it's possible to calculate prime numbers with CSS."
Carina: "Wow. I'm so bored."

Who:	ron,  carina (more info…)

Angry mother: [to child] "Shut the f-- ...shut up!"

Ron: "This hot sauce isn't even hot. It's like exciting ketchup."

Who:	ron (more info…)

Stephen: I know this guy who tried to shave his nipples.. but he cut the whole thing off.

[at a rehearsal of Wizard of Oz, after the tech crew modified a set piece:]
Donna (Witch): Okay, I have a plan. How about we just change it to 'I'm molting!', and I throw feathers?

[Danny's in Lebanon.]

Danny: hey think about it
Danny: i'm talking to you from the future
Danny: it's tuesday over here while it's only monday back home

Who:	dgh2391 (more info…)

Katelyn: Something just ended up in my mouth that belongs to you and I'm not sure what it was but I liked it.

“Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Fucking bullshit. I don’t know what I’m eating tomorrow.”
- Ellen

Cristina: [pointing to her cheek] "There's this kid who has the world's biggest nipple--"
Me: "On his face?!"
Cristina: "...I mean dimple."

Who:	monizzle, Cristina T. (more info…)