Ron: "I once almost typed 'ls' while in DOS."
David: "And what happens if you type 'ls' in DOS?"
Ron: "...nothing."
David: "So you once -almost- typed 'ls' in DOS, and nothing -almost- happened."
David: "...Wow. That's a great story."

Who:	ron,  tehdik (more info…)

Adam: OH DEAR GOD
Dan: what?
Adam: THEY'VE SHUT DOWN THE BACK TO THE FUTURE RIDE AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS
Dan: WHAT?!
Adam: GONE
Dan: GOD WHY?!
Adam: alright...we...we can just go back in time and save it, right?
Dan: We can't do that without the ride!
Adam: BASTARDS THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
Adam: okay
Adam: calm down....there's a way around this
Adam: We need to go to South Station and aquire a train
Dan: Brilliant.
Dan: We'll need a ravine, three kinds of colored smoke, and Mary Steenbergen
Adam: but not roads
Dan: obviously

Who:	adamg,  revolution (more info…)

[23:33] Me: if video killed the radio star, and internet killed the video star, what kills the internet star?
[23:35] Ron: death
[23:35] Ron: and we all know what will kill the death star

Who:	ron (more info…)

[at the supermarket checkout]

Customer: "A bag, please."
Carina: "Big or small?"
Customer: "What's the difference?"
Carina: "...the size."

Who:	carina, Customer (more info…)

Bush in 2000: "Is our children learning?"
Bush in 2007: "Childrens do learn"

FINALLY! The question is answered!

Adam: Best suicide plan ever
Mackey: what is it?
Adam: you go up to the top of a roof
Adam: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
Adam: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
Adam: then you put super glue on your hands
Adam: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
Adam: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
Adam: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
Adam: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
Mackey: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

Who:	adamg,  mmackey (more info…)

Adam: how is kansas?
Conor: hot and flat and full of restaraunts
Adam: just how i like my women
Conor: I...what?

Who:	adamg, Conor (more info…)

Adam: Wouldn't it be great if there was really such thing as a Kraken, and it ate Florida?
Felisia: Im going to draw that now
Adam: i demand a vigilante mickey thats shooting double uzis at him from the top of epcot to also be drawn in
Felisia: Rambo headband ok?
Adam: yes
Felisia: with gigantic muscles?
Adam: use your discrestion...if you keep okaying things with me, he's going to end up with wings and a giant erection
Felisia: wings? why?
Adam: i like how you immediatly question a beloved eternal cartoon character having wings,but you let the functioning and excited phallus slide right through

Who:	adamg,  lisiT (more info…)

Grandma: "When Ronald was six years old, he said he wanted to be the President when he grew up!"
Monica: [to Ron] "Six years old, you wanted to be the President? You know what I wanted to be when I was six years old? A firetruck."

Who:	monizzle, Grandma (more info…)

Me: So, Jacob, let's get you in the shopping cart ...
Jacob (3 yrs old, noting the video display as we enter the store): I want pussy and Lilo's tits!
Me: What?!?!
Jacob: I WANT PUSSY AND LILO'S TITS!!!
[Elderly woman passes us and looks at my son like his hair is on fire and I'm a radical extremist with a gun]
Jacob (now thouroughly convinced that shouting his demand louder will help the confusion): I ... WANT ... PUSSY ... AND ... LILO'S ... TITS!!!!
Me: [whispering vehemently] Shut up! Stop it! BE QUIET!
[moment of shamed reflection, noting video signage, cue light bulb moment]
Me: OH! You want PERCY (Thomas the Tank Engine's friend) and LILO & STITCH ...
Me: [muttering] Should have let your mother take you to the store ...

Who:	Alsymer, Jacob (more info…)