Me: Is it wrong that when I looked at my shampoo bottle and read "lather, rinse, repeat" on the directions, I thought "hehehe infinite loop"?
Ron: Embrace your true instincts :P
Me: You'll never turn me to the dork side!

Who:	ron,  mmackey (more info…)

Monica: "What's existentialism?"
Ron: "Look it up on Wikipedia."
Monica: "How do you spell it?"
Ron: "Look it up on Google."
Monica: "I don't like this. What am I doing? Why am I here?"
[pause]
Ron: "...okay, so that's basically what existentialism is."

Who:	ron,  monizzle (more info…)

Dan: oh wow
Dan: some company is gonna start selling flying cars
Adam: ....
Dan: frontpage of yahoo.com. second lead story
Adam: i am excited
Adam: but terrified
Dan: It goes for 90k
Dan: and flies 10 feet off the ground
Dan: low enough so you dont need a pilot's license
Adam: because things with wheels dont crash enough
Adam: and flying while texting on a cell phone is easy
Adam: ....oh
Adam: oh
Adam: oh dear god, its finally happening
Dan: buh?
Adam: Don't you see? The stupid people will be dying off in DROVES
Adam: THE CLEANSING HAS ARRIVED
Adam: AMERICA WILL BE SOMEWHAT INTELLIGENT AGAIN
Adam: GOD BLESS DARWIN
Adam: ow, my irony gland

Who:	adamg,  revolution (more info…)

Carina: "'Studying' has 'dying' in it. That's interesting."

Who:	carina (more info…)

Ashley: man my life is boring I wish I could duel someone
Dan: me too
Dan: i walk around town picking up random branches on the street yelling EXPELLIARMUS but nothing ever happens
Dan: it's so frustrating
Ashley: Wow people don't even run away in fear?
Dan: they usually end up giving me spare change

Who:	revolution, Ashley (more info…)

[Ron is working on his computer.]

Monica: "What's that?"
Ron: "Word."
Monica: "No, what's that?"
Ron: "Word."
Monica: "No really, what's that?"
Ron: "Word!"

[Monica looks more closely at Ron's screen, and sees Microsoft Word.]

Monica: "Oh. I thought you were trying to be gangsta."

Who:	ron,  monizzle (more info…)

Adam: Know what would be awesome? Sex on an elevator.
Becky: That's so risky. What if someone gets on?
Adam: What if someone GETS OFF?!

Who:	adamg, Becky (more info…)

NP: "I may -- MAY -- have just prevented a major pharmaceutical company from using Comic Sans on the package of an upcoming product.
Fingers crossed."

Adam: since when are you interested in spiritual stuff
Dan: i always have been...i just dont' practice it unless i think it has a logical basis
Adam: so "running as fast as you can from the bathroom to your bed when you get up at night so that samara from the ring won't grab you" is one of your religious practices?
Dan:...y...yes
Adam: because obviously....if she can crawl out of your tv from some crazy land of the dead...there's absolutely no way she can breach the protective barrier of comfy blankets pulled over your head

Who:	adamg, Dan (more info…)

Adam: agh, i'm watching this jesus camp documentary and it's horrible.
Adam: i want to burn down a church
Johnny: woah woah woah
Johnny: Hold on there
Johnny: wait for me

Who:	adamg,  pnkfloyd87 (more info…)